Recent Movie Reviews


One Love One Love

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

definitely overrated...

I read some reviews that said this was "touching" and "should be in front page." No. No. No. That would be a catastrophy and yet another shitty movie that didn't deserve front yet got it. I mean, seriously, what's the fucking point. Some shitty drawings of some people just standing there lyp-syncing a shitty song. Not good. Not good at all.



Merry Melony ep.1 Merry Melony ep.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...........wow..

Not ever have I been amazed by a flash like i was this one. I didnt know what it was gonna be about then and it ended up being some crazy shit. definitely waiting for the next ones.



Only Superhuman Only Superhuman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yea, this is sweet

Okay, first of all I will say this movie was great. Great plot, loved the music, and the drawings werent the best but the animation was great for them. To anyone who is voting zeros on this to save prowlies or whatever the fuck is going on here, just suck a nut...suck a fucking nut. You are a fucking loser if you give two shits about what movie is placed where. Almost all my favorite movies on newgrounds arent even in the top 50, but I don't care because that doesn't stop me from being able to watch them. If your life revolves around newgrounds, then go grab a razor blade and slice your wrists right now, because the world doesn't need douche bag losers like you in it. You should review something on it's own merits, not judge it by placing it next to the ultimate latest and greatest, because then everything is going to look like shit until the next latest and greatest comes out. TmsT, you made a fine ass movie here. And I love your prowlies gettin pwnd page, although maybe u should be pwning the prowlies fags who are fucking over your reviews, because they're the gay ones, not prowlies. Prowlies fags, have a nice life sucking Adam Phillips dick. Until next time, I'm out.


TmsT responds:

Hahah nice review.

Graphics: 0/10 - It's just text.
Sound: 0/10 - No need for sound.
Interactivity: 0/10 - Again, no need.
Style: 9/10 - Very classy and to the point, but a little foul-mouthed in places.
Violence: 8/10 - Could have done with a little bit of gore.
Humor: 8/10 - Made me chortle.

Overall, 10/10.

However, Prowlies was better, so I'm giving your review a 0. Sorry man, but that's just the way it goes.

Oh and also, next time you're in France, please burn the Mona Lisa for me, because Prowlies was better.