All 12 movie Reviews


One Love One Love

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

definitely overrated...

I read some reviews that said this was "touching" and "should be in front page." No. No. No. That would be a catastrophy and yet another shitty movie that didn't deserve front yet got it. I mean, seriously, what's the fucking point. Some shitty drawings of some people just standing there lyp-syncing a shitty song. Not good. Not good at all.



Merry Melony ep.1 Merry Melony ep.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...........wow..

Not ever have I been amazed by a flash like i was this one. I didnt know what it was gonna be about then and it ended up being some crazy shit. definitely waiting for the next ones.



Only Superhuman Only Superhuman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yea, this is sweet

Okay, first of all I will say this movie was great. Great plot, loved the music, and the drawings werent the best but the animation was great for them. To anyone who is voting zeros on this to save prowlies or whatever the fuck is going on here, just suck a nut...suck a fucking nut. You are a fucking loser if you give two shits about what movie is placed where. Almost all my favorite movies on newgrounds arent even in the top 50, but I don't care because that doesn't stop me from being able to watch them. If your life revolves around newgrounds, then go grab a razor blade and slice your wrists right now, because the world doesn't need douche bag losers like you in it. You should review something on it's own merits, not judge it by placing it next to the ultimate latest and greatest, because then everything is going to look like shit until the next latest and greatest comes out. TmsT, you made a fine ass movie here. And I love your prowlies gettin pwnd page, although maybe u should be pwning the prowlies fags who are fucking over your reviews, because they're the gay ones, not prowlies. Prowlies fags, have a nice life sucking Adam Phillips dick. Until next time, I'm out.


TmsT responds:

Hahah nice review.

Graphics: 0/10 - It's just text.
Sound: 0/10 - No need for sound.
Interactivity: 0/10 - Again, no need.
Style: 9/10 - Very classy and to the point, but a little foul-mouthed in places.
Violence: 8/10 - Could have done with a little bit of gore.
Humor: 8/10 - Made me chortle.

Overall, 10/10.

However, Prowlies was better, so I'm giving your review a 0. Sorry man, but that's just the way it goes.

Oh and also, next time you're in France, please burn the Mona Lisa for me, because Prowlies was better.


Breach Of Sanity - Brodie Breach Of Sanity - Brodie

Rated 0 / 5 stars

-_-'

Wow that was the gayest thing I've watched in a long time. It's a crappy ass movie about some gay kids jumping off some shit and landing like pussies and rolling. How fucking gay. My advice: Next time jump off a building a little higher, like say, the Sears tower or some shit. Then I'd actually laugh. Because you'd be dead and the world would be a better place.


8-Deadclaw0-8 responds:

lol, that would be hilarious, and then your mom and dad would come up and start humping the corpses like they used to do to you when you were younger!


Doodieman: The Hero's Loa Doodieman: The Hero's Loa

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hell fucking yes...

Man this movie is like a slice of heaven. I've been watching doodie animations since back in the day cuz DOODIE FUCKING ROCKS! This better make home page or there is no god.



Viagra music vidéo Viagra music vidéo

Rated 1 / 5 stars

O.o

I'm completely disturbed by this movie.



The Edge Of Darkness The Edge Of Darkness

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

*yawn*...nice try

Maybe you wanted to impress us with your anatomically correct gore but it just made a gay movie even gayer. You tried too hard to make the carved bodies look real and ended up making it look faker. You could see the tendons and muscles and shit but you would really just see a shitload of blood. The killer mustve been a vampire and sucked all their blood out but you don't show that so I guess you just fucked up. Also, you just traced those pics. It was obvious when one of the dead characters was exactly the same as one of the anatomy pics in the book it showed him reading. Aside from the gay looking dead bodies the whole thing was absolutely boring. I sat through it hoping it would get good but it never happened. All that happened was the more I watched the droopier my eyes got til I fell into a deep sleep. I'm surprised so many people like this so much I really thought it sucked.



The Takamori Legend The Takamori Legend

Rated 5 / 5 stars

u fools there was a story

Okay ppl some of u must be retarded. It does tell how he was possessed: He had the book and the dudes soul was in it and protected the samurai. And there was a reason for the nija to be after him: The book was extremely valuable so the ninja wanted to take it probably to pawn off for a shitload of cash. And since when did red eyes come from sharingan. Naruto definitely was nowhere near the first thing to ever have a dude with red eyes when possessed I've seen it countless time before then. And to u Nogood that was an awesome movie. Definitely my favorite on newgrounds. Guess I'm a sucker for samurais and excellent animation.



Goku & Buu Fight Scene Goku & Buu Fight Scene

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hmm..

kinda sad how much like the actual show that was as far as the directing and all. good animation. dragon ball z was 5 years of my life. u did it justice but please move on to something thats not dead.



HELLBOY 2! HELLBOY 2!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ummm...no

that was gay. never make somnething like that again. would make a good turd of the week.


SuperShroomClock responds:

o rly?